"Bee Season"

Mom submitted this troubling review. Troubling because of the breach of movie-goer etiquette.

"We were the only ones in the theatre. Kathy called on my cellphone, and I talked to her. Went nowhere, little girl can spell. Good acting, dysfunctional family."

Kathy is my sister.

"Walk The Line"

Mom reports back with: " I hate Johnny Cash. Joaquin Phoenix was great. Reese Witherspoon was excellent. I didn't even want to go."

On "The Royal Tennebaums":

Mom said "Owen Wilson needs a nose job."

Not sure if this is a positive or negative review, but it was all she would say about it.